March 19, 2008

Pay to Spend Time With Us!

Everyone's favorite Hot Dog and Jesus will be auctioned off like hot pieces of @$$ tonight at BU's Date Auction.

Hosted by WTBU Radio and the BU Community Service Center, the Date Auction kicks off at 7 pm on the second floor of the George Sherman Student Union. You won't want to miss your chance to put down cold hard cash on Jesus/me.

Well, if you do miss it, here are some examples of the questions/answers we gave that will be read off when we walk out tonight.

Jesus:

Fun fact about you: I'm have a hot sauce addiction.
Describe your dream date: It starts and ends with ice cream.
What do you look for in a partner?: The complete opposite of me.
Favorite love song?: "Tiny Dancer" - Elton John

Hot Dog:

Fun fact about you: I own a candy machine.
Describe your dream date: Spike's, Sports, Sleep
What do you look for in a partner?: A kind face.
Favorite love song: "If She Wants Me" - Belle & Sebastian

Ladies, this sh*t ain't free.

3 comments:

Drake Tungsten said...

So...how much did you two go for?

Paul said...
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The Hot Dog said...

It really wasn't a sports crowd.

Hot Dog - $15
Jesus - $15

My date is an ex-cheerleader :o